Archive for November, 2008

I got me a Pepsi

I got me a Pepsi

Burress to plead not guilty to gun possession

Plaxico Burress
? lawyer said Sunday that the New York Giants wide receiver will plead not guilty to criminal possession of a weapon, hours after he accidentally shot himself in the leg at a nightclub early Sunday.

Excuse me, how can you shoot yourself and claim you were not in possession of a firearm? I’m sure Bush will pardon him,    see my post below.

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Bush Personally Pardons Rapper Caught W/ 1.4M Liquid Cocaine

Ever a day late, always a dollar short, and perpetually available for a chuckle, the custodian of our highest office pardoned gangsta rapper John Forte yesterday, who was nabbed with $1.4 million in liquid cocaine in 2000.

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